| A tribute to the Kings of the Course | |||||||||||||||||
| John Daly a King of the Course |
John Daly has long been a great golfer, even before the US Open win back in 1991. John Daly has been one of the most exciting golfers of the modern game. John Daly is known for many things especially his ability to hit the ball massive distances. It is known among the proper golfing community that John Daly can hit the ball a much greater distance than Tiger Woods can. | ||||||||||||||||
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1. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. 2. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer. 3. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath. 4. You don't have to wine and dine a beer. 5. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head. 6. Hangovers go away. 7. When you're finished with a beer, the bottle is still worth 5p. 8. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good. 9. A beer always goes down easy. 10. You can share a beer with your friends. 11. Beer is always wet. 12. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer. 13. A frigid beer is a good beer. 14. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty. 15. You can enjoy a beer all month round. | Without it you could die!!!!! | ||||||||||||||||
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| Every Farmers Nightmare!!!!!!!!! |
A Cowboy said to a Rancher, "Is that your dog?" The Rancher replied, "Yup." "Mind if I talk to him?" "Durn fool, don't you know dogs don't talk?" The Cowboy replied, "So what's the harm? May I?" "Go right ahead." The Cowboy said to the dog, "Howdy!" The dog replied, "Hello." TheRancher's eyes pop wide. The Cowboy continued, "Is this your master?" "Yep, he sure is." "Does he treat you alright?" "Sure does. Every day he takes me for a walk, he feeds me all kinds of great food, and once a week he takes me to the lake to play." Rancher was dumbfounded. The Cowboy said to the Rancher, "Is that your horse over there?" "Yes." "Do you mind if I talk to him?" The Rancher replied, "I know the dog spoke to you, but I know for a fact that horses can't talk." "Well, then what would it hurt?" "Go right ahead." The Cowboy said to the horse, "Hello." The Horse replied, "Hello." The Rancher stood there with his jaw wide open. The Cowboy asked, "Is that your owner?" "Yup, sure is." "He treat you okay?" "Sure, he rides me every day, brushes me down at the end of the day, and he keeps me in the barn away from the elements." "Sounds good." The Cowboy then asked the Rancher, "Are those your sheep over there?" The Rancher is horrified and stammers, "Them sheep out there, they're nothing but a bunch of liars!" | ||||||||||||||||
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